Official internet residence · Los Angeles

Ruby Doomsday

LA alt girl. Model. Cane Corso.
Very important. Very baby.

The actual Ruby Doomsday
accept no substitutes

Her Excellency Rubeus Caeruleus
Folkvarthr Palatinus Doomsday Ruby for short.

Good girl◆Large daughter◆Local celebrity◆Household management◆Good girl◆Large daughter◆Local celebrity◆Household management

01 / A statement

Hai. I’m Ruby Doomsday,
an’ ahm puhrfect.

This is my website. I made it myself while two humans held the laptop, typed the words, selected the pictures, and asked me repeatedly to stop stepping on the keyboard. I am the creative director.

— Ruby

02 / Live telemetry

State of the
Doomsday

My emotional range is vast and professionally managed.

CURRENT OPERATING MODE

Majestic surveillance of the household.

03 / Essential services

Feed the
Doomsday.

Ruby has not eaten in several minutes. This historic injustice ends with you.

0Bites accepted

0%Royal approval

Emergency feeding protocol

Deliver here

Choose a virtual tribute. Ruby is evaluating you.

DOOMSDAY SATISFACTIONCRITICALLY LOW

04 / Official dossier

Know your icon.

Selected facts for press, admirers, and people currently carrying snacks.

Legal name

Rubeus Caeruleus Folkvarthr Palatinus Doomsday

Ruby, if we are friends.

Species

Dog

Technically.

House

Cane Corso

Built substantial.

Base of operations

Los Angeles

Chronically online.

Occupation

Model

I bring the face.

Security clearance

Very Important

Also: very baby.

05 / From the feed

Doomsday
dispatches.

Field reports from the internet dog park. Curated by Ruby, typed by staff.

Transmission 001Los Angeles

Hai. I’m Ruby Doomsday, an’ ahm puhrfect. 🖤

“I have arrived at the internet dog park. Please remain calm and tell me I’m beautiful.”

— Ruby’s inaugural announcement

Official social relay

My pawblic
needs me.

Fresh transmissions, sightings, and large-daughter journalism.

Instagram link incoming ↗

Ruby relaxing under purple lights — Nightlife LA alt girl after dark.

Ruby lying upside down and looking at the camera — Perspective I meant to do this.

Ruby playing tug with a toy — Action I have final cut.

Ruby cuddling closely with Dahyed — Furniture Dahyed, load-bearing.

Ruby at the park in her pink harness — Business Park meeting in session.

Ruby and her little pug brother Jake watching football — Family My brother Jake (the dog).

06 / Ruby TV

All Ruby.
All the time.

Four channels of prestige large-daughter programming.

RDTV LIVE-ISH

Now showing

Window Patrol

Ruby and Jake conduct critical roadside research.

07 / Household personnel

The paw-rents

I allow them to live here because they are devoted to me and possess opposable thumbs.

Mom · Co-chief of everything

Blonde-laydee

Government name: Ashley

Dad · Transportation & park logistics

Dahyed

Government name: Zach

Special guest · Tiny associate

My brother Jake

(the dog)

08 / Terms of devotion

House rules,
by Ruby.

01
The big dog is still the baby.
02
Park is a meeting I must attend.
03
If I am watching you, you are being supervised.
04
All family phones are Ruby archives with calling features.
05
Tell me I’m pretty. I know. Continue.

09 / Voluntary taxation

Tip the
good girl.

Support Ruby’s demanding schedule of park meetings, household surveillance, and being physically enormous.

THE RUBY DOOMSDAY FUND

Pay Ruby’s
tax.

Contribute directly to the Ruby Doomsday Fund for snacks, park logistics, and continued large-daughter excellence.

Tip Ruby / Pay Ruby’s Tax No tribute required. Adoration remains mandatory.

From the desk of the paw-rents

“Ruby-doo, this whole ridiculous little corner of the internet exists because there is no amount of website big enough for how much we love you.”

OFFICIALLY♥ADORED